Govums

Govums is the most senior and arguably the leader of the group of friends. He is the planner of many of the events that the group participates in, and is also known as the "birthday meister."

He is loud, angry, and has significant trouble pronouncing seemingly simple words in the English language such as dynamo, ravine, and talon.

Govums does not know what the hell an inch is.

Govums once transformed into a bear so he could befriend and then brutally cannibalize a pack of other bears.

Govums does not have knees. Instead, he has laser beams.

Govums currently resides in Geek Sanctuary VII.