Who the Hell is Mike?

Sometime around 2005, the group was coalescing and different gatherings of friends were being drawn into one magical place: The Hawk Rock. As the number of Geeks grew, however, a major problem became apparent: There were too many goddamn Mikes.

The original pair, known as Good Mike and Evil Mike, were roommates their freshman year. They were so-named due to their devotions to the Catholic Church & general decency, and to all things German & puppykicking (respectively). Over time, they came to be known by their last names in common address.

Onto the scene came Neutral Mike. This designation was assigned because after Good and Evil, there's only one obvious alignment choice remaining. Also, he was pretty quiet and level-headed. High school friends of Neutral are easily identified by their tendency to call him by a bastardization of his last name, rather than Mike. Though Neutral is the only currently active Mike in the group, time has shown that under no circumstances should anyone but his mother address him as 'Mike'.

Finally, the next year brought Uber Mike to SJU and the Hawk Rock. Uber had a huge grin and effusive personality that led to the one barely-reasonable remaining personality the group could rationalize.

Other Mikes would visit on occasion, leading to passing fads such as New Mike, Mike on a Stick, and Sir Not Appearing In This Mike, but the core four remain the perennial answer the that question whenever somebody slips up and asks for one of these men by their first name: "Who the hell is Mike?"